Hoomans call them kittens, but in the MEOWniverse, we call them ‘mini-MEOWs’. Her MEOWness once said, “Only two things in the world are considered purest. First, a mini-hooman’s heart, and second a mini-MEOW’s actions!” They dance, they play, they snuggle, they seek sunshine. A mini-MEOW, that downy tabby fur, is softer than any commercial toy some hoomans pick up at a toy store. This mini-MEOWs holds her head like she's the born ruler of the MEOWniverse. She MEOWs with the same newness as a newborn-hooman’s cries, high pitched yet soft. I wonder if they're all born with some special adores gifted by the god himself!” Wise words, her MEOWness!